[Fan]: Oppa help me go to work. kekekekekekekekeke
[JongHyun]: kekekekekekekekekekeke sorry.
[Fan]: Oppa I’m having a headache!
[JongHyun]: Eat medicine.
[Fan]: Oppa my eyes hurts!
[JongHyun]: ㅠㅠ It hurts? Close your eyes~
[Fan]: Oppa please send me a reply, even if it’s just a dot!
[Fan]: Jonghyunnie Oopa please reply me too!
[Fan]: Come with me to Kanttappia Planet? (It’s a planet in the cartoon Dooly the Dinosaur)
[JongHyun]: I don’t want.
[Fan]: Fine. Since I only received one reply from you, I’ll go dream of Kibum oppa.
[JongHyun]: ;;; Tsk! The one who replied is me, yet the one whom you’re dreaming of is Kibum ;;;
[Fan]: Hyung~~ You slept?
[JongHyun]: Hyung…? You..? You this.. guy? You.. bastard? Bastard?
(Note: Bastard in diff way of typing.)
[JongHyun]: You called me hyung just now and now you’re using informal language to me? -Smacks-
[Fan]: Oppa what phone are you using? Blackberry?
[JongHyun]: Using 2 phones.
[Fan]: What’s after SamRangHae?
(Note: In dictionary, SarangHae comes after SamRangHae, which means I love you.)
[JongHyun]: ke You think I’ll reply?
[Fan]: Do you have iPod Touch 4th Generation?
[Jonghyun]: I have.
[Fan]: When you get your driving license, we’ll go on a car trip.
[JongHyun]: I already have driving license.
[Fan]: Really? Got it? When? Oh~ Oppa is a man who can drive~
[JongHyun]: Just now u said u’re nuna now you’re calling me oppa. Liar!
[Fan]: Sing for me ㅠㅠ
[JongHyun]: Do not want
[Fan]: When are you going to the dorm? Let’s go together.
[Fan]: I dare you to only reply me! You dare? hehehe
[JongHyun]: I hate you let’s break up.
[Fan]: No way~ Me.. Really likes oppa~~~
[JongHyun]: Kid, how old are you
[Fan]: Oppa seems bored, so I’ll obviously play with you. hehe
[JongHyun]: ;;; You’re… a little irritating… ke
[Fan]: Irritating? You’re saying I’m irritating? Try saying that again ㅠㅠ
[Fan]: Tsk ㅠㅠ My heart hurts ㅠㅠ
[JongHyun]: What tsk?!!
[Fan]: It’ll be good if oppa have musical hehe
[JongHyun]: I don’t like to act in musicals. ke I only like watching.
[Fan]: It’s a lie ㅠㅠ How can Eunji be a guy’s name??!! Huh?
[Fan]: Play with me ㅠㅠ You woke me up so now I can’t sleep!
[Fan]: How old am I~~~~
[Fan]: Can’t sleep?
[Jonghyun]: I don’t even sleep at this timing.
(Note: It’s 5AM Korean time when he replied this.)
[Fan]: I dreamt of oppa and then I woke up ㅠㅠ
[Jonghyun]: Got woken up by me (in her dreams) feels good right ke
[Fan]: Oppa did I send too many UFOs??
[JongHyun]: Huh? I don’t know.
[Fan]: Seems like oppa’s heart is beating in my chest.
[Fan]: What can I do? ㅠㅠ I really miss Oppa ㅠㅠ How?
[Jonghyun]: What can you do? Just bear with it.
[Fan]: Oppa went to Kibum’s art exhibition and left message on his guestbook right? If it’s true reply me.
[Fan]: It’s dawn, you’re not sleeping, what are you doing?! Faster go to bed! Staying at home nowadays?
[Fan]: Oppa, from which page onwards do you view the UFOs? I’m curious! Tell me! ^^
[JongHyun]: Until page 10?
[Fan]: Keep on having good dreams? ~~~
[JongHyun]: Woh~ Woh~ Woh~ Kkyou~
[Fan]: What songs are you listening to nowadays?
[JongHyun]: Nowadays, Maroon 5!!
[Fan]: What are you wearing now?
[JongHyun]: You pervert?
[Fan]: Oppa what are you wearing now??
[JongHyun]: Little pervert why keep asking this?
[Fan]: Why sleeping already~ Why are you sleeping already~ Still much time left~~ (Jonghyun’s Muzit solo part)
[JongHyun]: Not sleeping yet ;; ke
[Fan]: Oppa you slept? I’m asking you~~
[JongHyun]: Not sleeping
[Fan]: 4885 is u right?
[JongHyun]: That’s not my number. I’ll bet all my assets plus Roo, that that’s not my number. If you’re tired, go sleep.
[Fan]: Buy me food from Kangnam! (Expensive district)
[JongHyun]: ㄴㄴ (Which also stands for 노노 = Nono)
[Fan]: I need to sleep ㅠㅠ Goodnight! -kiss-
[Jonghyun]: You this!! Going to sleep?!?
[Fan]: This?!! I’m nuna and you’re calling me this?! Huh?
[JongHyun]: kekeke How are you a nuna. Now you revealed your age.
[Fan]: Cute little JongHyun what are you doing? I wanna receive reply ㅠㅠ You won’t hate me for calling you cute right?
[Jonghyun]: kekekekeke what is this keke
[Fan]: Really good to receive reply ㅠㅠ On this monitor there’s Jonghyun chibis growing keke Cute right? hehe (Desktop buddies?)
[Jonghyun]: Woah! You can grow me? So I’ll grow bigger?
[Fan]: You won’t grow bigger, you’ll just multiply hehe Woa.. I received 3 replies! Like a dream. Really happy hehe
[JongHyun]: Multiply ;;; It’s Planaria!!!!! (A kind of worm.)
[Fan]: Going to sleep? Really want to see you playing guitar. The singer I’m always greatful to. Sleep well.
[Jonghyun]: Goodnight hee
[Fan]: I’m born in 1st half of 1992, it’s okay to use informal language towards Kibum right? Agree?
[JongHyun]: Why ask me.
Translation Credits: SHINeeWorldSG