[English Translation] I now know how to ride a bicycle. Even if the bike doesn’t move the way I want it to… I bought a white bicycle a few days ago, had fun riding it, but the chain fell off because I fell. I put the bicycle on the side of the building beucase I wanted to fix it tomorrow, but someone stole it. The chain is broken.. I hope you ride it like that and fall kehe.
\[English Translation] Ah, and the bicycle I bought today is black. Men should buy black! I’m going to listen to G-Dragon’s “Black” _(≥▽≤)/ What are these emoticons and why are they on my keyboard? (━▽━)/
(T/N: SMP Saddles in Korea are called ‘Prostate protection’ saddles.)
English Translations: shiningtweets